Official Membership Card

       I, ______________________________________  

              Please Type Or Print your Name Above

Am A Proud Member in Good Standing Of The

  FATTY FALCONE FAN CLUB

__________________________              Dickster Stern President

                Signature

     Here's Your New Fatty Falcone Fan Club Official Membership Card

Fill out the card completly, Print it out and don't forget to sign it, cut it out along the edges and carry it with you at all times ( it will protect you from evil spirits and Hissy Fits ) "Just ask The Dickster"

Thanks, Your Uncle Fatty

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Fatty Falcone will never ask you for money or try to scam you in any way, thats my promise to you. Thanks, your Uncle Fatty

Uncle Fatty.